Being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital.
If you hate drugs you’re not doing them right.
Doing rails in the bathroom at work.
Hello rock bottom, nice to see you again.
Don’t do drugs.
Anonymous asked: what does cum taste like?
it’s kinda like a mixture between regret, disappointment, god’s anger and your mother’s tears
If a night involving eating pizza and my dick pressed up against your ass while spooning, isn’t appealing to you then sorry, you’re not the one.